“Testament”

If unresponsive-do not revive!


Chances are I’m having an orgy or exploring the far reaches of the cosmos.


Fuck a funeral.


Use the money you would’ve spent.


Invest in lithium.


Tobacco.


Drive-bys.


Get yourself something nice.


If you guys insist on a ceremony-minimize the bullshit.


Don’t say crap like how good I was at art.


I sucked.


And look at it this way.


Maybe it’s a good thing death visited.


Before the men in black came knocking asking questions about my tax returns…