If unresponsive-do not revive!

Chances are I’m having an orgy or exploring the far reaches of the cosmos.

Fuck a funeral.

Use the money you would’ve spent.

Invest in lithium.



Get yourself something nice.

If you guys insist on a ceremony-minimize the bullshit.

Don’t say crap like how good I was at art.

I sucked.

And look at it this way.

Maybe it’s a good thing death visited.

Before the men in black came knocking asking questions about my tax returns…