If unresponsive-do not revive!
Chances are I’m having an orgy or exploring the far reaches of the cosmos.
Fuck a funeral.
Use the money you would’ve spent.
Invest in lithium.
Get yourself something nice.
If you guys insist on a ceremony-minimize the bullshit.
Don’t say crap like how good I was at art.
And look at it this way.
Maybe it’s a good thing death visited.
Before the men in black came knocking asking questions about my tax returns…