I need a phone to be a phone.

Not a goddamn tricorder.

Cyber-psychosis is real.

Those women you’re masturbating to have long since died.

For a time there I’d watch nothing but Alfred Hitchcock episodes.

Ever notice how fast scene changes are?

Wonder if the seizure rate went up when color T.V first came out…

Quit abusing my attention.

Kill hypno-toad.