“Keely.”

Left-wing.

Right-wing.

Same buzzard.

“Don’t yuck my yum?”

What other mantras do you use as an excuse not to think?

Conservative.

Liberal.

I won’t pass laws to make you support my self image.

What laws gonna stop me from being racist?

Hell.

What am I getting at?

Decorum.

If you’re in the public eye.

Just conduct yourself.

Temperance.

Do what you want.

Just don’t blame the backlash after you slob down another brother on national tv…