“Advice from a rookie.”

On writing and “writer’s block”:

Like a good photographer, a writer should always keep his equipment close at hand.

Carry a notepad and something to write with at all times.

Simple.

You don’t have to write a god-damned Magnum Opus.

If you can tweet- you can write a fucking book.

Jot down a few thoughts here and there.

Piece it together after a month or year.

Presto.

You’ve got a book.

By yours truly: a cat who hasn’t a clue as to what the fuck he’s talking about.